Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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