Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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