Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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