ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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