They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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