No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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