a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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