ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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