Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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