Me too!
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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