Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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