We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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