Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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