i just wanna soil my oats bro
Duck Duck Cougar?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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