He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
i believe in u and ur pee
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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