And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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