You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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