**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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