Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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