grandma shit on top of the toilet
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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