theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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