Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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