That's intense
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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