did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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