quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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