that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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