Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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