Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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