i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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