hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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