I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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