Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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