I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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