you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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