HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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