My hair reeks of homosexuality.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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