you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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