i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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