i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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