You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Do vagina's smell?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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