I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
you told grandpa to call you daddy
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
