Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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