Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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