I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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