this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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