Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
you never un-have a 4some
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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