Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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