I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
