She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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