on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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