found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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