he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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